Jeff Bezos Ate My Hamster | FutureBook

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Sometimes you're damned if you do, sometimes you're damned if you don't but if you're Amazon it turns out you're just damn well damned.

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Source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/29/jeff-bezos-ate-my-hamster_n_3671940.html

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